long distance relationships aren’t so bad if ur dick is long enough 2 reach ur girl hahaha swag
This is really stupid but I’m cleaning my room and I come across my box of letters and notes and half of them are from him back when we were together and the messages are still so sweet and nice and idk if I should throw them away or keep them for memories’ sake. Ugh. Stupid.
omfg so I came back from camp today and I guess this fell out of my bag while I was unpacking
aND MY DAD STARTS SCREAMING ABOUT THIS CONDOM HE FOUND IN MY ROOM AND I GOT SO SCARED OMFG AND I WAS LIKE WAIT LEMME SEE THAT AND I TURNED IT OVER
AND IT’S MY FUCKING TEA
MY DAD THOUGHT MY CINNAMON APPLE TEA WAS A CONDOM